Monday, December 24, 2007

The First Bit about Angkor Wat.


Actually, I can’t remember now (no thanks for my stupider-than-gold fish memory) whether we bought the tickets to the temples before or after the Lake. I believe it was after.

In any case, a one day pass would cost you USD$20, 3 days pass is USD$40 and a week’s pass is USD$60. How long and how much you want to see and do really depends on one’s self perseverance I suppose. Some get templed out after only 3 hours, some can still go ooh and aah even after a week. I personally think a three day pass is just about right. There’s 100 plus (I think) of temples and at least what? 7-10 of the “main” ones – I am using “main” very loosely as well.
Angkor Wat is part of the Angkor Archaeological Park – a group of ancient temples grouped together-gether built as early as 12th century. How cool is that? Paul told us that there are two types of temples – one governed by kings that were Hindu-inclined and the other is the ones governed by the Buddhist kings. Each belief creates a different, but no less beautiful creation with intricate and mystery (mystery because we were daft enough not to engage a personal tour guide) stories on their walls.

So yeah, lesson no 1. Don’t scrimp on a personal tour guide. Or at least, get a good guide book so that you’d be able to know their rich history. Each wall, corner and planks has their own stories to tell.

Before I begin to sound like a crap travel book and/or website, let’s get on shall we?

Oh hang on.

That was supposed to be lesson no. 3.

Lessons no 1 and 2 are:

1. If you engage in tuk-tuk or taxi driver, tell SPECIFICALLY what you want to do. Do not pay upfront because some taxi/tuk-tuk drivers get lazy after being paid (this was what I learnt from the thorn-tree forums). Bargain on price and confirm early during your trip on price and itinerary. Some drivers would bring you all the tourist traps where they get paid commission to bring us there. The stuff in these places are easily 50% (if not more) than what is offered at other places – for e.g. the Night Markets.

2. Alamak lupa.

*Goes off to make coffee* Stupid gold fish memory.

Wokay I think I remember what it is now.
2. Hmm. OK. OH okay, I remember for shure now. If you do have the cash to spare, try not to just buy the USD$20 pass to the park anyway. One day is definitely not enough.

OK I’ve said that one haven’t I? I am really beginning to sound like a crap travel book. The kind that goes on and on like your old Uncle reminiscing about how bad things were but how happy everyone is despite only wearing old newspapers and raffia strings for shoes and having to walk 320km to do their do-do.

OK OK what about this?

For a 3 and 7 day passes, you’ll need a passport photo. If you do not remember to bring any, don’t fret; because their ticket booth counters are equipped with cameras so they can snap your oily, tired faces (and naturally your hair looks like Simba on a rampage) instantly to put on your passes. So you’re good.

For guide books – if you can’t be arsed to buy any from here, you can always get it in Siem Reap. There are a couple of 2nd hand bookstores on Pub Street alone so you can get it there. The Cambodian kid peddlers also sell these books around the temple area so you’d be able to buy from them too. Remember to bargain. El Sunshine’s brother bought his for USD$15 because he didn’t. I did and got mine for USD$8. My mom would have been proud of me. I never thought I had it in me, man.

Haha I’ve digressed so far I might as well tell you what I bought at Sunway Pyramid last night.

Toiletries, JCo Donuts (love), Hot & Aus Women’s Weekly mags and berus gigi Ayah.

Snap.

OK SO.

After the Lake trip we were bundled in Paul’s taxi then brought to buy the 3-day pass. Paul drove us in to just have a look-see at Angkor Wat. We were brought to the entrance of the majestic temple.

Angkor Wat is surrounded by a moat – its wall, as mentioned before is covered by carvings. Angkor Wat consists of three levels with a central tower. The lower level carvings depict the stories and characters of Hindu mythology – this is where a personal guide helps tremendously. We eavesdropped some of their explanation, but it seems rude to hang on too long with them and also, I’m deaf most of the times so I can’t make out what was it the personal guides were saying anyway.

We took pictures at the main entrance and then Paul took us to an illegal entrance – we had to pay the guards USD$1 as no cars are allowed inside that area.

Lessons no 4, always be prepared to make pay-outs to guards/officers or be prepared to walk a long way in. Paul parked before a (new) temple where there were kids learning English. We walked around for abit, entered Angkor Wat from their side entrance, and took more photos.

When we were heading back, an Australian tourist was teaching the kids at the temple some children song. It slipped my mind now, naturally, but it was the type of song that sticks to your mind and irritate you for the rest of the week because it wont go away.

Oh, I knew he was Australian because before he left, he thought the kids to chant “Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!” heh heh.

We then told Paul that we would like to take an air balloon ride please. It’s what ALL of us wanted to do and initially, he tried to dissuade us. We insisted and he took us there.

We paid USD$15 each for a hot air balloon ride. This is the cost for foreigners. If you can pass as a Cambodian and speak the language, you’ll probably get in cheaper but don’t bother pushing your luck heh heh.

The hot air balloon didn’t travel as I thought it would. There went my plan to actually get lost in an actual Cambodian jungle and discovering a lost relic. Fame and fortune is still not within my grasp. Bummer.

It did, however, go upwards, xx feet up and we can have an aerial view of Angkor Wat. It was nothing short of magnificent. I loved, loved, loved it.

My mother, the perpetual ego-buster:

“Belon tu tak senget sebelah ke bila kau naik?”

Rest assured my fellow earthlings, it did not :-P.

The balloon itself is huge – almost as big as my master bedroom and it goes upwards and powered by uh, some mechanism (a pulley system?). I don’t know man, I’m not Snots who would actually know how the balloon works down to the last dot of the formula and probably even make one herself when she gets home.

Me? I failed my SPM chemistry and nearly well flunked my physics too. I do not understand what’s the bloody purpose of knocking the two trolleys together to count their whatevershmacallit.

And JCo Donuts? Mmmm, lovely. Glazed ones made me glazed-eyed. And oh, Brits is preggers again. Does she ever stop? Put a cork (not cock haw haw) in it already!

Anyway.

After about 15-20 minutes of taking pictures of Angkor Wat and of ourselves in the balloon, they let us down. Hehe. I mean literally lah.
By then it was nearly sunset and in retrospect, we should have just waited for sunset to go up the balloon (it was only about half an hour away je pun) and the view would probably be awesome-r.

Paul bundled us off again in his cab and drove us to this souvenier centre. It is a lone building which sells everything and anything from embroidered handbags to jade to Buddha’s replicas to perfume. If you look hard enough you’d probably find the bride too* :-P.

It was super expensive and as such, we did not buy anything. However, the shop was cool and it was rather pleasant to amble around in the air-conditioned place after a hot day so that was a bit of alright.

The toilet was clean too. That’s the thing I noticed about Siem Reap/Cambodia. ALL their public toilets are super clean. And they used water too so none of that used loo roll stuffing up the toilet hole. They use water but the floors aren’t splashing wet like what we have here *euw*.

Why can’t we have clean toilets in Malaysia? Why can’t we be in Guiness Book of Records for the “most cleanest and dry public toilets in the world”? I rather have that then have the largest pizza and/or biggest flag sewn by most people records.

Suckers.

Anyway, after the super expensive souvenier shop, we told Paul we want to head home. Paul was rather disappointed that we did not purchase anything, not even a semblance of a keychain. Too bad, you’re dealing with serious cheapskates here, man.

Paul dropped us back at our guesthouse and told us to be ready by 5am tomorrow morning because he’s taking us to Angkor Wat during sunrise. We came back only to find the small shop in front of our place was hosting a birthday party for their 16 year old girl. It was a pretty big deal I believe because there birthday girl and friends were ALL dressed to the nines. I’m talking about serious ball-room type dresses. Or bad 80s dressed with puffed sleeves and satin frock types dresses.

Big hair too. It was noisy and fun, everyone was seated, food was served, there was a three-tier cake as well. I thought it was a wedding until told otherwise by Va Chiey. Occasionally I saw the birthday girl whooped and screeched upon seeing her friends arriving to the party. That was also my first time sampling Cambodian pop music.

We rested for a bit then freshened up to go have our dinner. We heard of Blue Pumpkin Café and it had received soooo many recommendations from everyone that we thought to try them out. Blue Pumpkin was at the nearby Old Market Square – a mere 5 minutes away only.

I guess I was very pleased that we chose Angkor Voyage because it was a mere 5 minutes to the markets etc. Any further, I wouldda bitched about having to walk till kingdom come. We ambled through the Pub St, drinking the scene and walked in and out of the shops – generally doing the very touristy things. We arrived at Blue Pumpkin and promptly ordered our food. Some of us ordered pasta and I ordered an uncharacteristic vegan sandwich. I hardly take veggies to start with. I hate veggies that are served in shops because they’re mostly overcooked and more limp that a dead man’s dick.

But Blue Pumpkin veggie samwich was bees knees yo. It’s so sedap, I nearly want to lick my plate clean. What am I saying? I probably DID lick the plate clean. We also had desserts – I think we had ice cream and we were transported to the highest heavens and came back. We gushed some more and made promises to go to Blue Pumpkin again for dinner tomorrow.

Oh, Blue Pumpkin is this very chic and modern café off Pub Street. It has free wifi. Ground floor are mostly the food where you can buy off the counter some tables and chairs, up the stairs you’d have a landing with cosy cushions and low tables to stretch your legs and further up still are where the rest hang. The interior is mostly white and their seating is these plush sofas that were so huge, you can double it as a bed. Bliss.

We walked back at about near to midnight. I had the grand idea to have a reflexology. I decided to walk in this massage place right smack infront of our Guesthouse. For USD$20, I got an hour and plus of reflexology which I thought was rather good. Unfortunately, they closed by 12 so had closed all lights except some dimmed ones in the massage room. I only had reflexology so they attend to me outside in the “living room”. With no lights and definitely no fan, I was very uncomfortable. Fortunately, she kneads well and was very polite. Didn’t yabber too much which was what I wanted.

I freaked when I saw that they closed the gates – I thought they had locked me out. I managed to open their front gates and slipped in. Their workers are all asleep on a mattress on a floor at the reception area.

I slipped into the room, showered and had a very restful slumber.

Next: Angkor at Sunrise, Bayon and Some others.

NOTE: * I was told once, that the group “Everything but The Girl” hailed from Hull. They took their name after this shop who sold all wedding paraphernalia – everything, but the girl/bride. When I studied there, I never did find the shop :-(.
Note No 2: I am trying to put up some photos but Blogspot is being pissy again *hmrph*

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Saya telah di Tag (aka Procrastinating)

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Well, he’s not a person per se but it was Jose. I was taking him to one of his night rides and had to do an emergency brake because a guy on a motorcycle decided to play Suicide and throttled out of nowhere in front of me. My heart, including the contents of my dinner tumbled out of my innards and came back in.

And I heard a “DEBUKKK” because Jose tergolek dog (a cat tergolek dog hahahaha) from the tempat letak tissue of the car down to the floor. HAHAHAHA. Kasihan. HAHAHAHA.

*Trying hard not to LOL in the office*


2. What were you doing at 0800?
Woke up. I was monitoring a fight. With Babe of the Very Little Brain but Very Big on Ambitions :-P.


3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
IM-ing a colleague from Taiwan who responded “Oh, is so Happiness” when I told her that we are having our public holiday on Thursday. Teehehe.


4. What happened to you in 2006?
A man whom I thought I’d finally end up with dumped me 3 days before his nikah ceremony. This theme seems like a normal recurrence theme to my love life. Heh. Nevermore, I say!


5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
What the FUG?
I just learnt that Hadi Mirza (sp?) is the new Asian Idol from his blog. I was hoping that chumel guy from Indonesia would win because he sang good. I terus felt like going to karaoke to sing Flying Without Wings tehehe.


6. How many beverages did you have today?
One mug of Indocafe, 500ml of Cactus Natural Mineral Water. And I wonder why I lose my voice in the afternoons. Pfbth.


7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black.


8. What was the last thing you paid for?
The 500ml Cactus Mineral Water. I wanted Coke Light but the vending machine has ran out of them. Bleh.


9. Where were you last night?
At some facial place because Amma wanted to have her facial. She said she couldn’t sleep during the session because I snored too loud. Hiks.


10. What color is your front door?
Er, grey? Beige? I seriously have no idea. It would help if I am not in a hurry to go to work (everyday) and I come home when there’s still sunlight which I don’t.


11. Where do you keep your change?
At the coin thingy place in my car, in my bag and wallet. And assortment of toll booths around Selangor and Kuala Lumpur.


12. What’s the weather like today?
The kind where you should actually take a loooong snooze on your warm comfy lumpy bed instead of working. Bleh.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Anything with nuts and chocolate is good in mah books.


15. Do you want to cut your hair?
I had! Last Saturday, here. Jojo was swell. She actually managed to calm the Kerinting Master that was my hair and make it look decent enough that neighbourhood kids do not scream and cower in fright if they ter-stumbled upon me at night.


16. Are you over the age of 25?
Yes. *cries*.


17. Do you talk a lot?
I am a very quiet, shy and reserved person. This online persona? I’m soooo different in real life. Seriously. Yes, betul, abang tak tipu. Sumpah sayang!


18. Do you watch the O.C.?
I hardly watch the TV because Appa controls the remote. Even if I do manage to watch TV, I wouldn’t have the burning desire to watch OC.


19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Hey! Actually I do now! Was introduced to a Steven by El-Sunshine last 2 weeks at Waikiki. Eh hang on, the mamak after Waikiki. Pretty decent guy. Oooh, now that I recall, I had a coursemate by the name of Steven from Maldives. Or was it Madagascar? (Physically fit, physically fit, physically physically physically FIT!). Anyway, he thought he was God’s gift to womenkind. I thought he was an arse.


20. Do you make up your own words?
No lah where got.


21. Are you a jealous person?
Irrelevant lah this question. I do not have anyone to be jealous at. Besides, people should be jealous of ME instead *giggles*.


22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Just one? Damn who should I choose? OK lah, Azrina.


23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kaf.


24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
For today ke? *Checks*. Some friend. At 3am. Lucky thing I was awake.


25. What does the last text message you received say?
You are so sexy. I so want to do you. Let’s make beautiful babies and live happily ever after. I love you with all my heart. Xoxoxo, Ethan (Hawke) – ps I know you have many admirers so I know I must write my full name.

OK lah I tipu. It’s “Thanks. Cool. C ya later. Can ask rest msg azrina no reply. Wm has office party. I am going back tmrw at 5pm”. That was possibly my oldest friend (I knew her from kindy when we were 4? Damn that’s nearly 30 years ago!) She has an exhibition here and I made plans to meet up with her and pretend I know stuff about abstract paintings hehe.


26. Do you chew on your straw?
No. My mom feeds me very well, thank you.


27. Do you have curly hair?
Not any moreeee *flings around super straight hair*


28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
The art gallery lah.


29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Jose. When he is hungry. The cat can meow so loud, the sleeping baby in the next state can hear him.


30. What was the last thing you ate?
Rojak buah for lunch. I still have the popiah basah, but macam too pelahap.


31. Will you get married in the future?
I doubt it. But in my head, yes lah. All big wedding, cool wedding singers, snazzy colour theme all! Hehehe.


32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
I haven’t watched a movie in a year I think. OK lah not at the cinema, but I caught Sound of Music last 2 weeks on Astro. That was swell!


33. Is there anyone you like right now?
No, but what you should be asking is: Is there anyone who likes ME right now? And the answer is, Yes, of course. All the Hunky Manly Men in this world lust over me and wish I carry their babies.

Betul ni, abang tak tipu.


34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
This morning, after I had breakfast.


35. Are you currently depressed?
Even if I was, I wont tell you what.


36. Did you cry today?
Er, no. I might be, in a bit, if the sales team wouldn’t stop harassing me.


37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because Lily is sucha darling and it would be very rude to ignore her tag. Also? I am procrastinating the Siem Reap trip entry heh heh.


38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Oy malas lah. Yew people can do it if you wanna.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Nigga, Please.

The continuing post is taking a little bit more time than I sexpected. I have to do a little research about the wats that I've been - which means actual reading on said subjects.


Anyway; housekeeping:


You guys who was searching for "Malaysian phone sex nombor", "Buah dada cikgu", "Buah dada ranum nasi lemak" - I think you'll have more success finding in IRC. Good Luck.


"Leen Cod fish" - HUH?


"Cara berpakaian wanita gemuk" - OK. According to Isaac (is it Mizrahi? I dont know), black is always slimming darling. Anyway, I've consulted with the Not So Little People of Leen Nation House of Fesyen and Everything Cool and they've also advised the following:

- Do not wear frills, you'll look like a huge Barbara Cartland (and she was not slim to start with).

- Wear skimpy clothes if you must, but whatever you do, please remember that flabs do not look good aired out. Flapping underarms, rippling thighs and/or love handles are best kept under wraps, literally. Confidence not withstanding.


The things I do for yew.


"How to find girls in Siem Reap", "Samantha Fox" - Uncle Cipan, was that you??? Heh heh heh.


Anyway, he also asked if I have photos of gadis genit & gedik in Siem Reap. I do, of course. For him. Enjoy!


Friday, December 07, 2007

Ton le Sap.

First, housekeeping:
Before I continue with Tonle Sap Lake, let me address the rather worrying, yet somewhat mirthful problems that some of the people who stumbled upon Leen Nation.

Problem 1. “Cara berpakaian wanita gemuk” – Seriously, how did you get online if you don’t even know how to pakai baju? It’s the same for everyone darling, gemuk mahupun kurus.

Problem 2: “Wanita Kuat Sex” – I’m sure there are tons out there but this aint the place to scrounge for them, yo.

Problem 3: “Ciri-ciri lelaki jujur” – There is none.

Now, thanks for dropping by, I hope you will come by more often.

Onwards.

TonLe Sap means Large Fresh Water River or Great Lake. It is indeed a great in size - it is the largest freshwater lake in our region. It ranges from 2,700 to 16,000 square km depending on the season and is a support system to at least 3 million people of Cambodia and source of 75% of Cambodia’s fish. It is also home to many Vietnamese and Cham people having their home in boats in various floating villages on the lake. We went to the nearest one from Siem Reap – about 30 minutes of Paul’s driving to the jetty, Chong Khneas.


I was actually contemplating to do Kampung Phluk instead of Chong Khneas. The good people of Lonely Planet and some other traveller website stipulated that Kampung Phluk is a much better destination, seeing that it does not really cater to the tourists – more “natural” if you can call it that. However Kampung Phluk is slightly pricier than this one (by only a small margin, as we found out much, much later) and further than Siem Reap so we thought we’d give that a miss.

Paul’s driving is rather peculiar – if you can call it that. He honks at any other vehicle blocking his way (carriages, tuk-tuks, other taxis, aeroplanes). It was rather fortunate that the roads were not big enough for you to do a Speedy Gonzales so we still have our larger intestines and bowels intact. Some of us might have lost a few kidney stones though.

What I noticed during the half hour or so driving from our guest house to the Tonle Sap was there obvious disparity between the well to do and the core poor people of Cambodia. It is funny – not in the ha-ha way, that a huge bungalow and a shack made out of leaves (roof and walls) that actual people live in are only separated by a very narrow road. It’s like a grimmer dimension of Hartamas/Segambut; KLCC/Kampung Bahru; KLCC/the setinggan garden that was deciphered in that movie starring Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones teehehe.

But yeah.

When we got there we were welcomed by kids and youths alike. They crowded the taxi and started to shove a camera and other cheap souvenirs to our faces. One actually ran to capture my photo. Woo. I felt like a million dollars and/or a superstar (Supasta!! – OK who remembered that movie? Hehehe).


We got onto a boat and we were brought to a nice leisurely journey of about two hours thereabouts. It’s really amazing to see a complete ecosystem (eh, is this the right word? Memandai je aku nih. Hiks) going on that lake. We saw a school (with a basketball court no less!), hospital, churches all floating serenely on the lake. I even saw an electrical item repair shop boat thing. We have boats that can barely fit two adults, yet we saw kids playing at the edge of the boat. I cannot begin to even imagine having to sleep, rest, cook, eat, shat in a tiny space as that. I wonder where they sleep/eat/cook/shat? I wonder how the parents would consummate their relationship if their babies/children sleep just next to the parents? What if the mom is the noisy type? What if the child is a light sleeper? If someone has diarrhoea, would it be tough for the family, especially during meal/cooking times?
We were told that the lake is populated by mainly two camps - the Vietnamese and the Chams of Cambodia (my memory is hazy on this subject, please correct me if I am wrong). From our conversations with Paul, he wasn't too pleased about having to share his lake and his resources with the Vietnamese, especially since that some parts of the lake are being monopolised by them in terms of space/living area, school, business etc. He said there would be two types of schools on the lake - one that caters for the Cambodian kids and the other for the Vietnamese.

I am truly blessed to be born and bred and (too well) fed here yo *thumps chest and sings some patriotic song*.

Paul again decided to do a dirty on us and take us to a “floating restaurant” which also camouflages as a souvenir shop. We browsed and looked around but nothing catches our fancy. After all, we had barely reached Siem Reap some hours back – we would want to sort out our finances first; you know, allocation of guesthouse moneys, meals, souvenirs, moneyboys…that sorta thing.

Yes, we’re cheapskates. We have yet to be able to find a rich Sugar Mummy for El Sunshine’s brother therefore all financial matters must be dealt delicately now.

(Note to self: To quickly find El Sunshine’s brother a rich SM before our next trip to anywhere).

While at the floating restaurant, a few boat people came over to our side; wanting to peddle some wares of sorts. One or two were selling bananas, using their toddlers as candy to tug our charitable hearts. As an incentive/additional selling point, they wrapped a water snake around the toddler’s neck.

Terus cancel mau beli itu pisang occay.

Like a snake, WTF ??

*Curls into fetal position and cry*

I ignored their pitiful faces (Pure Girl thought it was orchestrated but it was sad nonetheless) and their woeful cries of “Won dollaaaaaa, pleaaaaseeee, won dolllaaaaaaaaaa”.

One dollar or not, I am not going anywhere near the blasted snakes. *Curls toes and fight huge urge to bath self in Clorox*

Geliiiiiii.

We spied a crocodile “farm” at the side of the floating resto. Hardly a farm, just some encasement of lazy crocodiles (or alligators?) resting on top of each other. Methinks there would be enough for I don’t know, 20 tote bags?
OK OK bad joke.

Oh, did I tell you? Our room in Angkor Village also overlooks a crocodile “farm”? Yeah, cool innit? I mean, I could have a disagreement with either Pure Girl, El Sunshine and the Brother and I can just nonchalantly toss them out without a care.

Not that I would, of course.

But it’s an option, heh heh.
PS: Was googling about Tonle Sap and found out that a bunch of Singaporean dragon boat racers perished in Tonle Sap about two weeks thereabouts after we went there. Scary that. Condolences to their family and loved ones.

Additional Photos:

Boat People. School. Church. In that order.


Tried to post some other photos up but the stewpit connection is playing hide and seek with me. Grr. Givap gua.

Next: What we actually came for, Angkor Wat.