Tagged.

But first, housekeeping:

I am disappointed to note that there had been no pervs coming to my blog anymore for the past week or so :-(. Why? Am I not sexy enough for you anymore? Don’t you love me long, long time? I give massat and you will go tingtongmacadangdang! Does my butt look big in this?

Wait, I don’t want you to answer that.

So anyway, I’m quite chuffed that people have been researching on West Mebon, Angkor Wat and Angkor balloon and visited the humble wee green nation that is my lair heh. Welcome!

And if you use Yahoo to search for “Leen” this blog will FIFTH after a Wikipedia entry on River Leen, Bill Leen etc. Not bad, not bad. My old blog at Xanga is at page 11. Cool beans.

I also come fifth, or rather, an entry from my blog comes fifth if you googled for “Nescafe mesin”.

Why? How come? The mind boggles.

And according to urbandictionary, Leen means “intoxication due to weed”. But that could just be a typo entry for lean though.

Uh, somewhat disturbing but not yet the red-alert type – someone googled for Forum Leen Codeine. EH?

And yay, if you google “Tamar Jalis”, my 2006 entry comes no 9, w00t!

Anyway, I was tagged. I don’t particularly enjoy doing tags because it takes away my precious time from Parking Wars in FB, stalking DJ Montano’s ex’s blog (sooo riveting this one!) and prevents me from executing intellectual discourses on various topics of import such as Akademi Fantasia and my bowel movements. For avoidance of doubt, Akademi Fantasia and my bowel movements can be read in correspondence with each other, ihiks.

However, as the gay, I mean, guy who asked me is no less than the luscious Lucius Maximus himself, I shall concur and obediently do as he wishes like the docile, pliable, acquiescent (thank you, you’ve been kind hehe) Malay girl (girl ke lagi uols? Matilah mrasa gegirl padahal dah Warga Emas) that I am.

I was asked by him to list the contents of my tas tangan. So *rummages*, il presente, de contents of my handbag:

1. My faux-Ferragamo purse given as a souvenier from a friend and ex-colleague when she went to Korea. That was uh 2 years back? Still looks new-ish tau, thanks Kaf.

2. An empty envelope from Stemlife. I don’t remember receiving any correspondence from Stemlife. I don’t remember how it got in to start with. Oh well. Oh hang on. I do now heh.

3. Tesco receipts totaled RM84.92 + RM154.06. Clubcard points 77 + 42 = 119.

4. Tesco Clubcard. Total points collected so far = 119 heh heh.

5. Tower of London leather bookmark, souvenier pressie by Snots, my laxative buddy.

6. John Pearson’s The Cult of Violence, bought at the recent Times Warehouse Sale for a measly RM8. This is a sequel, I gotta find The Profession of Violence, pronto! Anyone ada tak?

7. Job ad for some company – emailed them my cv heh heh. No reply, per normal, boo hiss.

8. Kad lawatan Hospital Putrajaya no 480.

9. Promotion pamphlet (more like promotion photocopied A4 paper) for Dhiya Salun Rambut & Kecantikan (in Tesco Puchong, should anyone be interested):

- Rebonding RM180-RM250,
- Colour RM95-180,
- Highlights RM85-150 – eh why sama?;
- Perm (kerinting it says here *giggles* Kerinting Master *giggles*) RM100-180
- Cut RM18 above, Cut & Wash RM18 above (eh why sama??), cut wash & steam – not that kind I’m sure :P RM48 above, herbal hair treatment RM6 nett.
- Normal facial RM55, Treatment facial – RM85, Diamond peel facial (sounds painful) RM120, “rawatan melembutkan bibir” RM15, eyebrow shaping RM10, eyelash curling RM48 nett, “rawatan menghaluskan kulit tangan” RM28, make up RM85, make up & hair RM120.

Sorry guys, no massage with happy ending.

10. A 2 nights free stay at superior room at Novotel Clark Quay Hotel in Singkapo which I won in a contest, w00t! Valid till 15 June 2008 (oi Snots, bilakah?)

11. Er, *malu*. Johnson’s baby powder. Er. Could I be one of the dying species of wimmen who do not don the compact powder/foundation/etc.?

12. Hair band I nicked from my cousin heh heh.

13. MCMC pen.

14. Artline 500 whiteboard marker. No, I don’t know why it’s there either.

15. HSBC security tag thing. I should be putting this in my purse lest I lose it again for the fourth time.

16. Car & house keys.

17. XXL Maybelline mascara, 2 Maybelline lippies (it’s not like I like them very much pun), I loleal lippy and I cheapo brand lippy which name has long gone but is the one lippy I used most (most is subjective as I hardly put on any make up to start with so that I don’t scare the neighbourhood chew-dren and little animals).

18. My lifeline: Symbicort turbohaler. Never you mind its penile shape yo.

19. My cellphone, if it’s not on the bed/on the office table/in my pants pockets lah.

20. The tin that carries my meds.

21. Packet of tissues (courtesy of blind Chinese uncle outside HSBC in PJ).

Tagging: Deep-tongue, Lillers, Waffles, Shop-mumster and Pugly even if they've done this before sometime in their previous blog lives teehehe.

Note to self:
To bin items no. 2, 3, 7 and 8. [DONE]
Place 4, 9 and 15 in 1. [DONE]
Place 10 somewhere else so it won’t look so scrummy when you hand it over to the Reservations counter at the hotel. [DONE-ish, selit between purse]
Place 5 into 6 because that’s what bookmarks are for. [DONE]

Damn, it's 5am already? I gotta get some sleep.

Happy Monday everybody!