...I am not going to meet my Mr. Rightfully Rich, Witty, Matured and Baik Hati yang Suka Perempuan Gemuk anytime soon.
If ever. -____-.
If you had read the earlier posts, you'd notice that I am susceptible towards signing up with them dire singles/dating online sites in the quest to menchari chinta. Please don't judge me. My mom has been nagging at me and I'm quite sure my ears have fallen off.
So anyway, I received a notification from a certain mfarid. A wink, at first then a message:
Haiii.
Oh dear.
So I checked his profile and it said that he is *cough* a mere 10 years younger than I.
I asked if he realises that I am merely *cough* 10 years older than him?
He said he knows. And, I quote him ad verbatim "4 sex does mather".
Apa kau cakap ini celakeee?
So obviously, I have lost what little interest I have. So bless his little heart, he sent me another message:
Are you care about my age?
Because I told youse guys I want to be a better person. I bit my tongue and tied my hands and refrain from replying: No. But I care about your blatant disregard for proper English.
Oh well. Baru 2nd day of the year, ye dak? (Ayat sejukkan hati).
7 comments:
"4 sex does mather"..
is that mean he wants sex with his mother?
eh mampos otaaaakkkkkkkk!!!! astaga!!
omg, you have found the guy who translated the mindef website!! huzzah!
Hope its not too late to wish u Happy New Year. Wah, dah pindah rumah baru ye? ;D
Well ... you can always do a 'Robin Scherbatsky'; swear off love then meet the man of your dreams soon after.
Saya sokong TV Addict!
Gamaknya jantan tu nak tulis "For sex, doesn't matter" kot??? Ayohhh why la guys like this exist. Pastu, bila kita betulkan penggunaan bahasa, orang kata kita memilih la, snobby la apa la. Abih acaner aku nak manja2 kalau kau cakap pun berterabur. Potong stim betul hoh.
Happy New Year kak Leen!
LOL @not twitterette.
Noks, if he's gay, could have introduced him to Marco from Mainland.
GayahGebu: HAHAHA mek tak moh pikir!!!
Not Twitterette: OMG! Kan? I wonder if he is shiny closed after mongoose fighting today.
TV Addict: Heyyyy how have you been? Been thinking abt you and your girls!
Ayaq: Happy New Year!
Lily G: Nanti mek tanya hiks.
i think u are unlucky) certainly I`ve found a pretty girl on Speed Dating Nottingham, so we talked, dated, and are going to marry)
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